I’ve been having an ongoing dispute with my wife about how cute our daughter is. She insists that I am asking biased questions when I try to get opinions on how she compares to other babies. Well, this past week, I went to make a reservation at a local Chinese restaurant that we frequent, and this is the conversation that ensued:
Me: Hi, I’d like to make a reservation for six adults and one baby.
Restaurant: What time?
Restaurant: That’s six adults and one baby?
Restaurant: Is it the cutest baby in the world?
Me: Yep! =)
So take that, wife!